Locked in a closet
That's where my nephew Matt thinks he'll be spending a week in March. How did he arrive at such a thought you ask? Sunday night my Mom called and asked me to go online and find some flight prices for my sister and BIL to Florida. When I called to give them to her Matt answered the phone. He said that he'd heard that Dave and I were coming to stay at their house while his parents were in Florida. I said yes, and and that he had better behave himself and get all his homework done quickly for me. He tried to be a tough guy and I told him that I had a little story to tell him.
I told him that when Jamie was little, Dave and I went to Florida and left Jamie with his (Matt's) parents. At some point during the week my BIL locked him in a closet. Jamie still jokes about that story. So I told Matt that paybacks were a bitch and that he'd better be on his best behavior.
So while I'm giving my sister prices Matt comes running upstairs and I can hear him asking his Mom, "Will she really lock me in a closet?" *snicker*
I am pretty sure that I won't be locking anyone in a closet but I will keep that option open strictly for scare tactics. Should be a fun week. Best part? I will be able to sleep in and only a 10 minute ride to work!
posted by lights | 9:14 a.m.
24 Comments:
*giggle*
That's a good auntie! Always, always have a threat to fall back on!
Once, DH locked my nephew in the trunk of our car when he was misbehaving. He was only in there for about a minute and DH stood right there. He made his point!
LMAO. Now if you tell me that he is 17 I'm gonna pee myself.
*snort*
Poor kid. How old is he?
LOL. Yes, it is good to have a useful threat like that.
He'll be 15 in April, but he's a very young 14. Matt, and his sister Sara, are my favorites. I know I'm not supposed to have favorites but I do.
He calls to chit chat all the time. Sometimes I am busy and have to get off the phone so I say, "I love you Matt." That's a surefire way to get him to hang up. I can almost see him blushing through the phone. *grin*
That is great! Keep him scared.
Awwww! He sounds sweet!
Always good to keep those options option!
Umm, you can lock me in a closet with *swoon* Jamie *swoon* anytime.
Really.
Anytime.
Just sayin'.
Personally I think it's better to be out of the closet. *grin*
Let's play 'Two Minutes in the Closet'!
*grabs Carey and pulls her into the closet and smooches her*
SMOOCH!
We may want to take that one to email. I can do a lot in two minutes. *evil grin*
I'm pretty sure that, as a Mom, I don't want to know what you're gonna do to my son in a closet for two minutes. *grin*
But what I don't know won't hurt me so have fun. I know he'd be happy and what more can a mom ask for.
*paging MTW to the closet*
*break dances in Lightsy's closet*
*ignores the closet orgy*
Being 10 minutes from work sounds lovely. I hope any hovering ice storms decide to get it on while you are so conveniently close.
um...
Your closets seems full..
and noisy
Can we come out yet?
Sorry Carey, I thought you were already out of the closet. *wink*
I was but Tkit dragged me back in there.
*stumbles out of the closet with mussed hair and covered with hickies*
Now THAT was fun!
Sorry lights, MTW was in the closet with *me*! ;-)
*stumbles out of closet after MM*
*checks out her ass*
*puts MM back on the To Do list*
*staggers to light's couch*
*takes much needed nap*
Okay, just a few more minutes and I'll be ready for the closet again lights. I love the black light and beads you have in there, BTW.
What's the big swinging chair for? The one suspended from the ceiling???
Damn. I tried to cover Tkit in hickies that wouldn't show. I'll do better when we meet. *grin*
Damn. Someone beat me to the punch.
*glares at Tkit*
I thought I was the only one with an underage boy .. preference.
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