I? am an idiot!
Before the holidays I busted my butt to quote a major parts contract and our company ended up getting it because of my hard work. Did I get any recognition for this? Noooooo. Now I have no time to play and I'm very unhappy about it.
It's not like I'm benefitting personally from this massive pile of work that's been dropped on my desk. I think it may be time to ask for a raise. Anyone want to help compose the email requesting one cause I just don't have time.
I miss playing with you guys all day and I hate being so hit and miss with my responses too.
*smooooches*
posted by lights | 10:43 a.m.
12 Comments:
I have several emails requesting raises. Usually they work. Want to borrow one?
Borrow momma's emails.
Dear Mean Jean,
I think it's time for me to get a raise! I mean, I have put up with your bullshit for long enough! It's about time I get compensated for it. Let's just call it payment for pain and suffering.
Thank you very much for your consideration of this matter.
Sincerely,
Lightsy
Dear Mean Jean,
Refer to the picture in the post below this one. If you don't give me a raise, this could be you.
*reads Nutzy's and Carey's letters*
Umm, go with momma's offer.
Dear Mean Jean:
Pay Lightsy what she's worth, for cryinoutloud, or we will all come and poot in your office.
Dear Mean Jean,
If you don't want to find out what happens when the sheep go on a rampage, you'll start paying Lightsy what she's worth. You do know what's good for you, don't you? Baaa!
Cordially,
George III
Dear Mean Jean,
*fires up Lightsy chain saw*
*snort* Decisions, decisions.
Lately Mean Jean's developed a very annoying habit of showing up in my dreams. It's not bad enough that she ruins my waking hours, now she has to torment me in my sleep too. I'm really hoping that tonights dream involves Mean Jean and rampaging sheep weilding chainsaws. *grin*
Gotta run! Survivor's on!!!
Dear Mean Jean,
Please give Lightsy some more money. You are making an enourmous profit thanks to her hard work and she deserves it. Also, she is possibly a homicidal maniac.
Love
Bob
Mean Jean!
Our evil plan is working!
Of course I was thinking the chainsaw theme too.
And somehow, I have concerns about momma's emails. Apparently Carey's computer crashed after checking some email. I'm certain one of them was probably from momma.
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